I pulled from a lot from my teenage obsession of romance novels for this page. 

The trick is, you flip through and look for certain keywords as you're skimming the pages, like "grabbed," or "heaving," or "pulsing," which, you know, YIKES. But they were a great source of hilarity when you found a really good passage and did a dramatic reading right there for your siblings, who were competing with you for the best find.